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Sperm Gauge Novelty Diabolical Gift Idea Joke Gag Prank Stag Hen Night Party

  • 5 Different Levels To Try and Hit
  • Great For Hen Or Stag Parties
  • Great Joke To play on or with Your Friends
  • Can also be a fun joke gift
  • Test Your Baby Gravy
  • £7.61
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Are you the king of semen? This novelty sperm gauge is great for hen or stag parties or just for a laugh. With 5 different measurements to try and hit the graded sperm gauge glass vial. It makes this little tube a great laugh. With 5 different levels from highest to lowest above 9ml Super Sperm! 7-9ml Loads of jizz! 5-7ml Mr. Average load! 3-5ml Low on love juice! 0-3ml Junk spunk!

Brand • Diabolical Gift People
Condition • New
Type • Novelty
Please Note • This Is An Adult Novelty. Not For eyes of Children

Product SKU: DIABO-17415-B7564

Barcode: 612585967564


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