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Grow Your Own Gay Best Friend - Adult Novelty Joke Gift Grows 600%

  • He'll give you an honest opinion on your hair and style
  • He loves to shop
  • He loves to dance at clubs
  • He'll tell you when your butt looks too big
  • He always listens to you
  • £3.75
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Can grow up to 600% its size! Can be grown again and again!

Place in water to see it grow to full size after 3 days. When removed from the water item shrinks back to its original size

Brand • The Diabolical Gift People
Colour • Pink and Blue
Condition • NEW
Type • Novelty
Please Note • Please Note: This is an adult novelty. Not for play by children. Non-toxic. Not for comsumption.

Product SKU: DIABO-11750-B1390

Barcode: 026942041390


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